What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:35
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.
-All the bad guys are black.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
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Octopussy
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.